My name is Dylan Yarbrough, and I started this blog to reach the many people who care about what I have to say . . . That means you, Mom.

I’m just a teenage dude whose qualifications consist of being able to make macaroni and cheese without looking at the directions.

Hold My Fruit Punch is a blog where I write to the fellow young people of this wide world on things that I’m thinking about and that you might find interesting or helpful in your own lives. I may or may not post consistently here. I’ll attempt to do so once every other week on Sunday, but honestly it’ll just be when I have something to say.

I hope you enjoy, and subscribe if you like what you see.